DIY Holy Toaster
Hallelujah, brothers and sisters! Praise the Lord! How many times have you thought you don’t have enough holiness in your life? How many times you wished you’d do more than just saying Grace before dinner? Well, now you can do something about that! Yes, with the help of the Holy Toaster, you can turn every meal into a God-worship ritual. Forget going to church! Holy Toaster is the s***!
This is an open source project that will transform your common toaster into a sacred device – a Jesus toast maker. Using two stainless steel inserts that block the toaster’s radiation in certain areas, your usual toaster will now have the bread come out with the face of Holy Jesus, The Son of God. It will improve your daily meals and will bring godliness closer to you with every bite.
As mentioned in the title, this is a Do-It-Yourself project and for those who own or may operate a laser cutter it is fairly simple to upgrade their toaster into a divine toaster because the SVG and DXF files are available for download and free for use with any purpose or profit. Godly. Now you can impress your grandma when she comes visit.
For others that wish to have their breakfast enlightened by Lord Jesus and don’t have a laser cutter available, there is still hope! If you live in the US you can purchase the Holy Add-on of Light. Foreigners will also be able to order it the near future. Careful with the sharp edges and with the pliers when you install the holy inserts into the now holy toaster. And you’re good to go!
This project made me think of other things that could be upgraded with holy spirit. Like pasta in the form of a cross with a little Jesus on it or pizza with a big mozzarella cross and a Jesus made of salami. Possibilities are endless, really.
June 27th, 2009 at 9:48 am
That’s sound very interesting product “Holi Toaster” which is making Jesus picture on Pizza or sandwich, Pasta. But i wonder would people like cutting Jesus picture and then consuming it everyday. Don’t you feel that might be a disgrace to Jesus? I am a Hindu and we can’t even think of doing such and would not be appreciated either.
June 28th, 2009 at 10:45 am
I agree, it is a very interesting product. And if there are people that do not appreciate the Holy Toaster of Light and Sanctity, they are obviously free to eat regular non-holy bread.
And no, I don’t think it’s a disgrace to anyone.
Cheers.